25) The Cliterati Chronicle
Sweetening the Juice: Review of MyLorals Protection Undies
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The V-Spotlight: Lorals Protection Undies Review
Have you ever wanted to engage in some good ‘ole cunnilingus but were worried about STDs making everything unsexy?
Product
Unleash Safe Pleasure with Scented Undies! Experience the tantalizing aroma of vanilla while indulging in intimate acts. These thin, stretchy undies are a barrier for your mouth, letting you get your cunnilingus on while protecting you from unwanted STD surprises.
Quick Overview
Effectiveness
Lorals STD underwear is a new take on dental dams. They are an FDA-cleared, wearable STI defense. Crafted to look like regular undies and easy to use, they provide a seamless blend of comfort and effectiveness. You can use them with your partner or during your sexcapades with sexy strangers 😏 and be covered (literally).
Ingredients and Formulation
The Lorals undies are made of natural rubber latex (exactly like dental dams. We even found their FDA clearance) and vanilla flavoring.
They’re currently cut into the shape of undies meant for bodies with vaginas.
⚠️Quick Info: Natural rubber latex is derived from the sap of rubber trees. This sap has remarkable elasticity and durability, making it an ideal material for flexible garments BUT it is not hypoallergenic.⚠️
Safety and Side Effects
Please note that these products have not been clinically tested for STD prevention and are not sterile. However, they undergo testing for tensile strength, elongation at break, tearing force, tear resistance, and freedom from holes.
Because of the natural rubber, some people can have allergic reactions like skin irritation or discomfort. Consider your personal safety and health circumstances when deciding whether these products are suitable for you.
Ease of Use
These products are very easy to use because they’re cut into the shape of regular panties. You just have to put them on like you normally would your undies.
Value for Money
A 4-pack of these undies costs $25 making the unit price $6.50, which is equivalent to about 8 cups of grande sized coffee from starbucks, 16 Trojan Bareskin condoms or 5 McDonald’s Big Macs.
Comparatively, a box of condoms can be as little as $3 or a box of dental dams as little as $10. But we considered the lifetime costs of STD’s to have a clearer picture of whether these babies are worth it.
We know what you’re thinking: condoms are much cheaper considering the price of a single condom and that you can purchase them in packs of one, two, three, six, or more. However, these undies do 3 things: 1) they cover a larger area of your genitals; 2) they cover your bum-hole and 3) they can be used on all genitals (versus condoms are just for use on penises).
Long-term Benefits
This product primarily focuses on providing short-term benefits and immediate relief rather than long-term health improvements. While the product may offer temporary comfort and protection during intimate activities, it does not offer any long-term health benefits. It is important to note that maintaining overall sexual health and well-being requires a comprehensive approach that includes regular medical check-ups, practicing safe sex, and open communication with healthcare professionals.
User Testimonials
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“I used them with a partner recently and we had a much better experience than with dental dams!! What worked for us was putting some lube underneath and getting it to lie flat against all my skin so it's less noticeable that it's there. It stays in place pretty well, so it's less distracting for the person receiving. Definitely worth a try imo!”
- Anonymous Internet User
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Where you can buy the product
Depends on where you live! Check out where to purchase their products by visiting their map.
Want to buy some? Click the PROTECT ME NOW button below and use our code PINKLEMONADE to get 10% off your purchase.
References
The Estimated Direct Lifetime Medical Costs of Sexually Transmitted Infections Acquired in the United States in 2018
F.D.A. Authorizes Underwear to Protect Against S.T.I.s During Oral Sex
Lorals website
New Underwear That Guards Against STIs During Oral Sex Gets FDA Approval
FDA Lorals information
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